Watermelon is my favorite gum flavor. My circumstances make me feel empowered. PATUXENTWHATDON'T STOPGETITGETIT I like Swiss tournaments better than Swiss cheese. I think stuffing suitcases is a beautiful art form. I am not ridin' dirty. I think Jonathon Coulton is a sophisticated mans Tenacious D. Orange Islands was a filler arc. Soccer balls are better than frisbees. Exo Squad was a great cartoon. My sister is a great conversationalist. I scream like a girl if you pull my leg hairs.

Archive for June, 2012

Nick’s Low-Carb Adventure Part XV

Kale, shrimp, tomato, basil, spinach, broccoli, carrot, salt, pepper, olive oil, red pepper, green pepper, yellow pepper, white onion, green onion, red onion

Kale, not very fun to eat, but there’s a reason why nutrition exists.

Nick’s Low-Carb Adventure Part XIV

Not tasty

Low-carb noodles, kale, ground turkey, salt, basil, red pepper, salt

Funny Macromedia Ad from 1999

“Macromedia. It makes your websites more exciting, more lively, more punchy. More stimulating.”
Macromedia Advertisement.

No, Macromedia doesn’t make your website more exciting. Good web strategy does. All the way from web design to web development to evaluating user experience to compatibility testing to knowing who the website is targeted to. Macromedia built some good products, but some product isn’t gonna make your website any better. I laugh a little to imagine that some people think that people will fall for this kind of advertising.

Nick’s Low-Carb Adventure Part XII


Chicken, cucumber, carrrot, oregano, yellow onion, broccoli, red pepper, cinnamon, cajun seasoning, salad supreme seasoning

Nick’s Low-Carb Adventure Part XIII

It's time to cook chicken and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.

Chicken, spinach, carrot, broccoli, chestnut, green pepper, yellow pepper, flax seed, creole, basil, boston bay seasoning, almond milk

Nick’s Low-Carb Adventure Part XI

This is one of my most successful food experiments. I will be eating this again.

Beef, carrot, celery, broccoli, spinach, coconut milk, cinnamon (unsweetened, of course!), red pepper, flax seed

Comedian Will Carey at the Underground Lounge

I invite you to check out this recent video of my comedian friend:

Definitely saved the best for last at 6:14, with the thing about high school Theatre.

Nick’s Low-Carb Adventure Part X

Sausage, spaghetti sauce, bok choy

Where are the spaghetti noodles?

Random Quote

I must admit, I have quit all my big ventures in the dip. But I don’t feel bad about quitting, because each time they were strategic decisions. The only regret I have is not quitting earlier. — The Fine Art of Quitting