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Archive for February, 2013

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Rhydon

Rhydon
(F)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Commerce
Reduce the base damage from Rhydon’s attacks by 10 for each Stadium and Supporter card in your discard pile.

(F)(F)(F) – Rock Creep
Flip 3 coins. This attack does 60 damage times the number of heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Kingler

Kingler
(W)
110 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (L)(G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Poke-Power – Absorb
When counting the number of energy attached to Kingler during an attack, you may include any (W) energy attached to your benched Pokemon.

(W)(W) – Relate
Does 20 damage for each Krabby in play.

(W)(W)(W) – Rumor – 30
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 90 damage instead.

(W)(W)(W)(W) – Maintain
Flip a coin for each (W) energy attached to Kingler but not used to pay for this attack’s energy cost. This attack does 20 damage times the number of heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Raichu ex

Raichu ex
(L)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)(D)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Dangerous Net
Any time a player announces an attack, before the attack happens, the player’s opponent chooses a card from the attacking player’s discard pile and shuffles it into his/her deck.

(C) – Slam -20

(L)(L) – Creed
Show your opponent any basic (L) Energy cards in your hand. This attack does 10 damage for each card revealed this way.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Quilava ex

Quilava ex
(R)
80 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (W)(F)
Resistance (M)
Retreat cost none

Poke-Power – Metamorphic Hop
Every time an energy card is discarded from a Pokemon, you may place a damage counter on one of your Pokemon and a damage counter on one of your opponent’s Pokemon.

(C) – Fire Slide – 10
Switch the defending Pokemon with any of your opponent’s benched Pokemon.

(R)(R) – Local – 40
Search your deck for any Pokemon that says “evolves from Quilava” or “evolves from Quilava ex” and place it on this Pokemon. This counts as evolving. Shuffle your deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Wartortle ex

Wartortle ex
(W)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Reverser
Whenever an attack does damage to this Pokemon, reduce that damage by 20 for each non-(W) energy attached to Wartortle ex.

(W)(W) – Short Fall
Does 10 damage to every (W) Pokemon in play.

(W)(W)(C) – Kick – 70

Pokemon Fakes Archive: Wigglytuff

Wigglytuff
(C)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C) – Pound – 10

(C)(C)(C)(C) – Brake
Flip 6 coins. This attack does 30 damage times the number of heads to one of the defending Pokemon and 10 damage times the number of tails to the other defending Pokemon. If there is only one defending Pokemon, this attack does 30 damage times the number of heads and the defending Pokemon is now asleep.

Pokemon Fakes Archive: Poliwrath

Poliwrath
(W)
100 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Poke-Power
Once during your turn, before your attack, you may use this Poke-Power. For every non-(W) energy attached to Poliwrath, you may discard a random card from your opponent’s hand. You can’t attack this turn.

(C) – Snow Death
This attack does x/y damage. X is the remaining HP of defending Pokemon. Y is the defending Pokemon’s retreat cost. If the defending Pokemon is knocked out, Poliwrath is knocked out.

(W) – Bench Beam
Does 10 damage to every Pokemon with a retreat cost lower than (C)(C).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Power Points Zero

Power Points Zero
Stadium

All Pokemon now have an attack named “Struggle”. Its energy cost is 0. Its effect is, “This Pokemon does 10 damage and then does 10 damage to itself”.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ivysaur ex

Ivysaur ex
(G)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

Poke-Body – Drink
If the Pokemon this Pokemon evolved from had any damage counters on it, you must flip a coin. If tails, this Pokemon can’t attack for the remainder of the game.

0 – EX Drain
Remove one damage counter from one of your Pokmeon and put it on any of your opponent’s Pokemon.

(C) – Invisible Strike – 40

(G)(G)(C) – Point North
Discard all (G) energy attached to your benched Pokemon. This attack does 30 damage time the number of Energy cards in your discard pile. You can’t do more than 150 damage this way.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gengar

Gengar
(P)
Stage 2
90 HP
Weakness (R)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Impression
If the defending Pokemon is knocked out by damage from an attack from this Pokemon, and the damage from the attack was greater than the defending Pokemon’s remaining HP, put 1 damage counter on any 2 Pokemon.

(P)(C) – Darkshade – 80
You may only use this if this Pokemon was on the bench this turn. Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now confused.

(P)(P) – BlackDarkness – 90
Discard one special energy card from Gengar or this attack does nothing.

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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ledian ex

Ledian ex
(G)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

0 – Bug EXpression
Does 20x + 10y damage. X is the number of damage counters on your benched Pokemon with the lowest number of damage counters on it. Y is the number of energy cards attached to the defending Pokemon.

(C) – Sting – 10
Flip a coin. If heads the defending Pokemon is poisoned.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Lanturn (star)

Lanturn (star)
(L)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (G)(L)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Riddle
When Lanturn (star) comes into play, your opponent may draw his/her prizes until only 1 remains. At the beginning of your next turn, (after you draw a card). All players may take any number of trainer cards in their discard piles and place them in their hands.

(L)(L) – Beat – 30
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 plus 20 more damage.

(L)(L)(C) – Magic Words – 60
Remove 1 damage counter from all Pokemon ex.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Clefable

Clefable
(C)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Stubbornly Neutral
Any energy card that provides anything other than (C) energy cannot be used to fulfill the energy cost of this Pokemon’s attacks.

(C) – Upcoming
Does 10 damage to each (C) Pokemon in play. Then do 20 damage to all non-(C) Pokemon in play.

(C)(C)(C) – Wheel – 80
Does 10 damage to 2 of your opponent’s benched Pokemon

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Xatu

Xatu
(P)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (L)
Resistance (G)
Retreat cost none

Poke-Body – Openness
Your opponent may put a damage counter on one of your benched Pokemon when Xatu attacks.

(P)(P) – Block – 40
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now confused.

(C)(C)(C) – Push Through – 30
This attack does 40 damage plus 30 more damage for each Boost Energy in your discard pile.

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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mew

Mew
(P)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Take Actions
Mew cannot retreat if it attacked in your last turn.

(C) – Entertain
Search your deck and shuffle it.

(P)(P) – Ingredient
Count the number of cards in your opponent’s hand and the number of cards in your hand. This does damage equal to five times the difference. Round up to the nearest ten.