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Archive for March, 2013

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Azumarill

Azumarill
(W)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (L)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Blue Madness
Once during your turn (before your attack) discard up to 5 cards from the top of your deck. The number of cards you discarded is the retreat cost of one of your opponent’s Pokemon. If you discard 0, all of your opponent’s Pokemon’s retreat cost is set to 0.

(C) – Cover
All Pokemon named Marill have no weakness for the remainder of the game.

(W)(C)(C) – Bluesphere – 70
This attack does 10 more damage to a Pokemon that has resistance to (W)

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Kangaskhan #2

Kangaskhan
(C)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost none

Poke-Body – Energy Pool
Any time you take a prize, show it to your opponent. If it is not an energy card, you may put 1 damage counter on any Pokemon and remove 1 damage counter from any Pokemon.

(C)(C) – Trail
Flip a coin until you get two tails. This attack does 20 damage times the number of heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Team Magma’s Geodude

Team Magma’s Geodude
(F)
30 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Drive Through
All Pokemon in with Aqua, Magma, or Rocket in their names, have zero retreat cost. This power remains for 8 turns from this Pokemon being put into play.

(C) – Affront – 10
If this Pokemon has a special energy card attached to it, this attack does 30 damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Togetic

Togetic
(C)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Thick Layer
If a player searches his/her deck for a Pokemon with a Trainer card, the search must fail, unless the card is PokéBall.

(C)(C) – Chase
Does 30 damage to the active Pokemon of the next player who plays a Stadium, a Supporter, or a Pokemon Tool.

(C)(C) – Pass
All players put 4 damage counters on their Pokemon in any way they like. Then, they may search their deck for 1 Potion or Super Potion.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Wigglytuff #2

Wigglytuff
(C)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost none

(C)(C) – Wide-Side
This attack does 10 damage times the number of Pokemon Tools in play.

(C)(C)(C)(C) – Humility
If there is a Double Colorless Energy or a Boost Energy attached to this Pokemon, this attack does 90 damage.
Flip three coins. If two or more are heads, the defending Pokemon is affected by the special condition of your choice. If all are tails, this Pokemon is asleep.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Kangaskhan

Kangaskhan
(C)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

Poké-Body – Chew Up
Once during your turn, (before your attack) you may choose an energy card attached to this Pokémon. This Pokémon becomes that type during its next attack.

(C)(C)(C) – Landshaker – 40

(C)(C)(C)(C) – No Moderation – 100
Discard half (rounded to the nearest one) of the energy cards attached to this Pokémon. The defending Pokémon’s Poké-Abilities and Poké-Powers stop working until the end of your next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Block Dimension

Block Dimension
Stadium

Any time a Pokémon attacks and the attacking Pokémon has more than 2 attacks, the opponent may draw a card.

Whenever a Pokémon ex knocks out another Pokémon ex, the opponent may remove the knocked out Pokémon from the discard pile and place it on the bench.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Scyther

Scyther
(C)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)(C)
Resistance (W)(F)
Retreat cost

Poké-Body – Star Shoot
Any time a player is required to round a number, truncate instead.

(C) – Second Forearm
Flip 6 coins. This attack does five damage times the number of heads (rounded to the nearest ten).

(C)(C) – Clean Cut – 30
If the defending Pokémon is not the same as the defending Pokémon at the beginning of your opponent’s last turn, this attack does 10 damage to all Pokémon that are the same type as the defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Machoke ex

Machoke ex
(F)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(F)(F)(C)(C) – Four Little Friends – 90
When you attack, your opponent may search his/her deck for any number of trainer cards and discard them, then shuffle the deck. For each card, he/she discarded, reduce this attack’s damage by 30.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Direct Action

Direct Action
Trainer

Flip 2 coins.
If two heads, search your deck for an evolution card with 80 HP, and put it in play.
If two heads, search your deck for an evolution card with 100 HP, and put it in play.
Otherwise, search your deck for an evolution card with 90 HP, and put it in play.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Johto-Hoenn Waterway

Johto-Hoenn Waterway
Stadium

As long as you have 2 more Pokémon in play with “Unown” in their names, you may draw 1 additional card when you draw at the beginning of your turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Kabutops

Kabutops
(F)
100 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (W)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Boiling Layers
Any time a player removes a damage counter from a Pokémon, he/she then has to put a damage counter on one of his/her Pokémon.

(F)(F)(F) – Rock Atmosphere
If your opponent has less than 4 Pokémon in play, this attack does 40 damage. If not:
Choose one of your benched Pokemon and shuffle it into your deck. Search your deck for an evolution card and put it on your bench. Your opponent does the same.

(F)(F)(C)(C) – Pokéground – 80

Pokemon Fakes Archive: Slowpoke (Star)

Slowpoke (Star)
(P)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Pokebody – Step Back
This Pokemon cannot retreat. This Pokemon cannot be burned or paralyzed

(C)(C) – Damage Scoop Bomb
Move all damage counters from your opponent’s benched Pokemon to your opponent’s active Pokemon. Move all damage counters from your benched Pokemon to your active Pokemon.

(P)(P) – Flying Finger Shock – 10
All (P) Pokemon may attack twice next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Rocket’s Central Processing Unit

Rocket’s Central Processing Unit
Stadium

Once during your turn (before your attack) you may attach an energy card to one of your Pokémon. Then, your opponent chooses any Pokemon in play, and puts a damage counter on it.

Pokemon Fakes Archive: Deck-Thinning Power!

Deck-Thinning Power!
Supporter

Search your deck for any four cards and discard them. Shuffle your deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gigalith

Gigalith
(F)
130 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Poke-Body – Revocation
If this Pokémon is discarded, remove two damage counters from all of your opponent’s Pokemon in play.

(C)(C) – Rush
Put two damage counters on all Pokemon in play.

(F)(F)(F) – Heavyweight – 90

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Zebstrika

Zebstrika
(L)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (M)
Retreat Cost (C)

(C)(C) – Reverse – 40
Zebstrika does 20 damage to itself.

(L)(L)(C)(C) – Protract
When you draw a card at the beginning of your turn, put one damage counter on all Pokemon in play (except baby Pokemon or fossils). This effect remains as long as Zebstrika is in play.