Pokémon Fakes Archive: Garbodor

Garbodor
(P)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(P)(C) – Sophisticated – 60
Put a stadium card from your discard pile into your hand. This Pokemon is now poisoned.

(C)(C)(C) – Statement – 50

Supporting Businesses That Promote Peace

I know it is impossible to always live a 100% principled life all the time. That being said, people should put their money where their mouth is. Donate to NGOs/charities/nonprofits that you think are making the world a better place. And do business with organizations and individuals the best reflect, practice, or promote the means by which you think the world can be a better place.

I purchased some items from shinybadges.com. These products are made by an individual whose desire to see a more moral, compassionate, sustainable world, through the promotion of non-aggression is similar to mine. On his website, he is promoting other similar businesses. Those who oppose violence, should have each other’s backs. 🙂

Black and Gold handshake.
This heart with a black and gold handshake is about mutual cooperation; getting things done without explicit or implicit threats of violence.
I really just like this one because I like the image. It's 'Bitcoins, Not Bombs'. It is *Bitcoins* that can change the world for the better, not killing machines.
This is just an affirmation of one's commitment to the promotion of new and alternative currencies.
Represents people engaging in countereconomics- economic activity outside of the economy endorsed by the ruling class. This is part of establishing a more ethical world. One should not condone the initiation of violence, even implicit threats of violence carried out by people called 'the state'.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dragonite

Dragonite
(C)
90 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (C)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

Poke-Body – Power of Dragons
When this Pokemon is in play, all Rayquaza, Shelgon, Salamence, Vibrava, Flygon, and Altaria get +10HP.

(C) – All Over – 10
Search your deck for any card with Dratini or Dragonair in its name.

(C)(C) – Source
This attack does 30 damage times the number of Pokemon you have in play with weakness to (C).

(C)(C)(C) – Hyper Beam – 100
None of your Pokemon can use Hyper Beam next turn.

Recent Car Purchase (Twist Ending)

As some of you know, I have decided to ditch my old Honda Accord for a NEW 2013 Honda.

When I went to the dealership to buy a new vehicle, I was presented with lots of information.

No sharing for you!Not only should you use Honda products in conjunction with it, but the car will shut down if I use any motor oil or brake fluid other than Honda motor oil or brake fluid. Windshield washer fluid from another manufacturer is acceptable under certain circumstances, and as long as the other company has filed papers with Honda and been granted special status. I can buy cheaper coolant from other manufacturers, as long as I pay Honda a fee.

A Honda Accord.If I get maintenance from any facility other than a Honda facility, any future repairs on the vehicle will become inconsequential. If I ever decide to whip out my toolbox and perform ANY repairs by myself, I get a warning and one penalty point against my account. A total of three points, of course, permanently deactivates the transmission, engine, and ignition system.

Every three weeks or so, Honda agents come to my home without my knowledge or permission, and give my car a new paint color. If I ask them to leave or otherwise interrupt them, they set my car on bricks and take away my tires, until I let them finish.

When I confronted the sales rep with the fact that some of this information is disheartening to Honda customers and asked if there is any resolution to this, or if there is hope for change to this, the response is that I should just keep my pre-2013 Honda or acquire a pre-2013 Honda on the used market.

…Then I looked up at the wall and noticed that I was not at a Honda dealership, but I was actually ordering the Xbox One.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Furret

Furret
(C)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost none

Ability – Connect
Once during your opponent’s turn, before his/her attack, he/she may the put the bottom card from his/her deck into his/her hand, then put a card from his/her hand at the bottom of the deck.

(C)(C) – Deflate
Discard one energy attached to this Pokemon. Look at your opponent’s hand. You may use any attack from any Pokemon you see there. You do not have to fulfill any energy or other costs for attack. If there are no Pokemon in your opponent’s hand discard a card from his/her hand.

(C)(C) – Press – 40
The defending Pokemon is asleep.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Shield Energy

Shield Energy
Special Energy

Provides (F)(C) energy. If your opponent announces an attack that would do damage to your benched Pokemon, prevent the damage to your benched Pokemon. Every time you use this effect, put 2 damage counters on this Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mew

Mew
(P)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(P)(C) – Interest
Discard all energy cards attached to this Pokemon but not used to pay for this attack’s energy cost. This attack does 10 damage for every card you discarded.

(P)(P) – Knowledge
Discard 2 energies from Mew. This attack does 10 damage to every Pokemon in play with no energy cards attached to it.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Slowpoke

Slowpoke
(P)(W)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness (L)(P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

(W)(C) – Current
Flip 2 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of tails to all (G),(F), and (M) Pokemon. Then, this attack does 10 damage times the number of heads to all other Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Clefable

Clefable
(C)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Sweet
Any time a Pokemon uses an attack whose base damage is more than 90 on a Pokemon whose maximum HP is 90 or less, put 2 damage counters on the attacking Pokemon.

(C)(C) – Dystopia
Flip 5 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of tails to all Pokemon EX and 10 damage times the number of heads to all other Pokemon. Clefable is knocked out.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Spinda

Spinda
(C)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Power – Cooperate
Once during your turn before your attack, you may use this power. Your opponent chooses one of the following: Remove one damage counter from all of your opponent’s Pokemon, or put 1 damage counter on Spinda.

0 – Evidence
This attack does 10 damage for each prize card your opponent has taken.

0 – Breaker
The defending Pokemon is confused.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ninjask

Ninjask
(G)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Satellite – 50
Choose 2 of your Pokemon in play that are the same stage and same type. Discard them. Search your deck for a Pokemon of the same stage and type and put them into play as a basic Pokemon.

(C)(C) – Drop – 30

(C)(C)(C) – Touch
If this Pokemon receives damage from an attack next turn, remove 5 damage counters from this Pokemon after.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Milotic

Milotic
(W)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)(L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

(W) – Preserve
Flip a coin. If heads, shuffle 3 trainer/stadium/supporter cards from your discard pile into your deck.

(C)(C) – Conspire
You search your deck for up to 2 basic Pokemon and put them on your bench. Your opponent does the same. Put any combination of 3 damage counters on your opponent’s new benched Pokemon. Put any combination of 2 damage counters on your new Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Grumpig

Grumpig
(P)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost

(P)(P) – Unify
Your opponent switches his/her active Pokemon with one of his/her benched Pokemon, if any. Count the total retreat cost of all your benched Pokemon. Count the total retreat cost of your opponent’s benched Pokemon. This attack does 20 damage times the difference.

(P)(P) – Psychic Devolution Beam – 10
Flip 2 coins. If both are tails, remove the highest stage evolution of one of your opponent’s Pokemon and he/she shuffles it into his/her deck. Otherwise, the defending Pokemon is now confused.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Swellow

Swellow
(C)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (L)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost none

Poke-Body – Cushion of Air
Prevent all damage from attacks done to this Pokemon when it is on your bench.

(C)(C) – Stream
You and your opponent search your decks for a Pokemon and place it in your discard piles face-down. Then reveal the cards you just discard. If they are:
~(L) and/or (W): All players may take up to 3 cards from their respective discard piles and shuffle them into their deck.
~(F) and/or (D) and/or (P): You may remove up to 3 damage counters from any of your Pokemon.
~(M) and/or (R) and/or (W): Use the effect of any supporter card in your discard pile.
~(P) and/or (G) and/or (C): Put 4 damage counters on any Pokemon.
~Any other combination of Pokemon: The defending Pokemon is now asleep. This attack does 20 damge.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Kingler

Kingler
(W)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Overreach
Any time an attack does 50 or more damage to this Pokemon, ignore all other effects of the attack.

(C)(C)(C) – Meaning – 40

(W)(W)(C) – House
Count the number of Pokemon you have in play and the number of Pokemon your opponent has in play. This attack does 40 damage times the difference.