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Archive for August, 2013

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dragonair

Dragonair
(C)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (C)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

(C)(C) – Unmet Needs
Does (X/Y)*10 damage. X is the number of cards in your hand. Y is the number of Pokemon you have in play.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dratini

Dratini
(C)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (C)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Part
Flip 3 coins. If any of them are tails, put 1 damage counter on this Pokemon. If more than 1 are heads, this attack does 20 damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mastery

Mastery

Trainer

Every player who has Pokemon in play of at least 3 different types may switch a card from their hand with one of his/her prizes.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Primeape EX

Primeape EX
(F)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(F)(F)(F) – Bone-Crusher
This attack does 20 damage times the number of cards you have that are not in your deck, hand, or discard pile. No Pokemon with Primeape in its name can attack during your next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mankey

Mankey
(F)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Comprehend
The energy cost of this Pokemon’s Spiral attack is equal to the defending Pokemon’s retreat cost.

(F)(C) – Spiral
Discard 2 (F) Pokemon from your hand. Choose one of the following: This attack does 50 damage, or the Defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Seaking

Seaking
(W)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakenss (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

0 – Ally
The energy cost of this attack is the defending Pokemon’s retreat cost. Flip a coin. If heads this attack does 50 damage. If tails, this attack does 30 damage.

(W)(C)(C) – Density – 80
When you attack, your opponent may show you any number of basic Pokemon from his/her hand. For every basic Pokemon he/she shows you, reduce this attacks damage by 10.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Goldeen

Goldeen
(W)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(W) – Protrude – 10
Flip a coin, if tails, this attack does nothing.

(W)(W) – Jump 20
Remove a damage counter from any Pokemon in play.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Hitmontop

Hitmontop
(F)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Pokemon Power – Bring the Fight
This Pokemon has resistance to (G) and (W) Pokemon when asleep and has resistance to (M) and (R) Pokemon when confused.

(F)(F) – Punch – 40

(F)(C)(C) – Beat – 20
Flip 4 coins. This attack does 20 more damage for each heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gothorita

Gothorita
(P)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

0 – Right-Hand Medium – 50
This Pokemon does 40 damage to itself. Don’t apply weakness or resistance to this damage.

(C) – Tight Movement
All (P) energy cards attached to your Pokemon are now attached to this Pokemon. Remove 1 damage counter from this Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Green Chaser

Green Chaser

Pokemon Tool

When this card is in play, your hand must be revealed to your opponent. Increase the HP of this Pokemon by 10 for each basic (G) Energy in your hand. This effect does not work if this Pokemon is not your active Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gray Runner

Gray Runner

Pokemon Tool

When you attach this card to a Pokemon, you must remove 2 damage counters from it. If you can’t, this card has no effect. This Pokemon’s total HP is 30 times the number of Pokemon on your opponent’s bench. When this card is attached to a benched Pokemon, it has no effect

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Disrupt The Flow!

Disrupt the Flow!

Trainer

If you have exactly 4 Pokemon in your discard pile with Unown in their names and you have 1 Pokemon in play with no damage counter on it, you may draw a prize card.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Parasect

Parasect
(G)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance (W)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Power – Heal Dance
Once during your turn (before you attack), you may remove 2 damage counters from 1 of your Pokemon. You can’t use more than 1 Heal Dance Poke-Power each turn. This power can’t be used if this Pokemon is affected by a Special Condition.

(G) – Grass Power – 10
Search your deck for 1 basic Energy card and attach it to 1 of your Pokemon in play (excluding Pokemon-EX or Pokemon SP).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Paras

Paras
(G)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance (W)
Retreat cost (C)

(C)(C) – Seed – 30
You cannot play any Supporter cards during your next turn.

(G)(C) – Let Go – 20
Search your deck for a Stadium card and discard it.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Hariyama

Hariyama
(F)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Forward Initiative
The damage from this Pokemon’s attacks is not affected by weakness or resistance.

(C) – Fighting Throw – 30
Discard a basic Pokemon or evolution card from your hand. If you discarded a (F) Pokemon, this attack does 30 damage plus 10 more damage.

(C)(C)(C)(C) – Condense – 70

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Makuhita

Makuhita
(F)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Remember
Once during your turn (before your attack), if this Pokemon is your active Pokemon, you may shuffle your hand into your deck and draw one card. This Pokemon is now confused.

(F)(C) – Power Beam – 20
If the defending Pokemon has any Poke-Powers, this attack does 20 damage plus 10 more damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Beartic

Beartic
(W)
140 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (M)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Ability – Love Survivor
If this card is in your discard pile, remove it from the discard pile and put it in your prizes face-up.

0 – Dose
If your opponent has more than 3 Pokemon in play, this attack does 20 damage to each of his/her Pokemon. If your opponent has less than 3, this attack does 10 damage to each of his/her Pokemon.

(W)(C) – Align
You may choose one of the following:
-This attack does 100 damage to any Pokemon in play. Discard a card attached to this Pokemon.
-Remove all energy attached to your opponent’s Pokemon and shuffle it into his/her deck. This attack does 60 damage.

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