Pokémon Fakes Archive: Chandelure

Chandelure
(R)
110 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (D)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Block
Flip 3 coins. If any of them are heads, all damage done by all Pokemon is reduced to 0. The effect remains until the end of your next turn. If all 3 are tails, this attack does 10 damage.

(P)(C) – Zeta – 40
Attach a basic (P) or (D) energy to one of your Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Beheeyem

Beheeyem
(P)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Glide
At any time between turns, if this card is in your discard pile, flip 2 coins. If both are heads, search your deck for an energy card, show it to your opponent, put it in your hand, and shuffle your deck. If both are tails, put this card at the bottom of your deck.

(C)(C)(C) – Extend – 30
Put 3 damage counters on one of your opponent’s benched Pokémon.

(P)(P)(P) – Danger – 50
You may switch this Pokémon with one of your benched Pokémon. If the defending Pokémon is a basic Pokémon, flip two coins. If any are heads, return it and all cards attached to it to your opponent’s hand.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Slowking

Slowking
(P)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Inaction
As long as this Pokemon is in play, none of your opponent’s Pokemon in play with Slowbro in their name can use any Pokemon Powers or Poke-Powers.

(C)(C) – Extra Artful Maneuver – 30
If the defending Pokemon is Pokemon-EX, it is now asleep.

(P)(C) – Interface
At the end of your next turn, put 5 damage counters on any Pokemon.

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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Slowbro

Slowbro
(P)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Poke-Body – Inaction
As long as this Pokemon is in play, none of your opponent’s Pokemon in play with Slowking in their name can use any Pokemon Powers or Poke-Powers.

(C)(C) – Extra Punch – 30
If the defending Pokemon is Pokemon-EX this attack does 20 more damage.

(P)(C) – Slow Punch – 10
At the end of your next turn you may attach an additional energy card from your hand to this Pokemon (this effect only works it is a special energy card).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Nidorina

Nidorina
(G)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Hazard
This Pokemon can’t be poisoned.

(G) – Rapid Scratch – 10
Any time a Nidoqueen attacks (before the end of your next turn) and does damage, the attack does 20 more damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Quagsire SP

Quagsire SP
(W)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Power – Channels
When you play this Pokemon from your hand, your opponent may not play any Pokemon to his/her bench next turn. At the end of this turn, this Pokemon is knocked out.

(W) – Water Warp – 10
Draw a card

(W)(C)(C) – Shine – 50
Reveal the top card of your deck. If it is a Pokemon, add 20 damage to this attack for each energy in its retreat cost.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Empoleon

Empoleon
(W)
120 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Water Star
Every time a Trainer is played:
If this Pokemon isn’t burned, it is now burned.
If this Pokemon is burned it is no longer burned.
When this Pokemon is burned, it receives +40 HP.

(W)(C) – Water Roll – 30
No player can play evolution cards from their hands until the end of your next turn. Put a damage counter on one of your benched Pokemon.

(W)(W)(C) – Hydro Pump – 80

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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mew

Mew
(P)
90 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

Pokemon Power – Super Profile
You may use this Power once during your turn before your attack. If this is your active Pokemon, show your hand to your opponent. If there are 4 Pokemon in your hand with “Unown” in their names, all attacks during your next turn do 60 more damage.

(P)(P) – Graveyard – 20
Shuffle 2 Pokemon from your opponent’s discard pile into your opponent’s deck. Then, discard the top card from your opponent’s deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mienshao

Mienshao
(F)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C)(C) – Slide
Look at the top 2 cards from your deck. Discard one of them. Put the other in your hand. Your opponent looks at the top 3 cards from his/her deck. He/she discards 2 of them, then puts the other card on the top of his/her deck.

(F)(C) – Rush
Flip 5 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of heads. This Pokémon can’t attack during your next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dark Chansey

Dark Chansey
(C)
90 HP
Basic
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

(C)(C) – Abort Mission
Discard 2 (C) energy from this Pokémon in order to do damage to all Pokémon equal to half their remaining HP (rounded to the nearest 10). You can’t attack next turn.

(C)(C) – Egg Shell – 10
Discard the top 2 cards from your deck. Your opponent discards the top 3 cards from his/her deck.