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Archive for September, 2013

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Zweilous

Zweilous
(D)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

(C)(C) – Common Reach – 20
Flip a coin. If heads this attack does 30 damage instead.

(D)(C)(C) – Fool’s Attempt
Ask your opponent if he/she would like to discard the top card of his/her deck. If he/she rejects, this attack does 90 damage. If he/she accepts, discard the card. If it is a Pokémon with more than 70 HP or a Special Energy card, this attack does 30 damage to the defending Pokémon and 70 damage to any benched Pokémon. If it is any other card, shuffle two cards from your opponent’s hand without looking and this attack does 30 damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Golurk

Golurk
(P)
120 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(P) – Flip Over
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent reveals his hand.

(P)(P) – Double Tap – 30
If this attack knocks out the defending Pokémon, put 3 damage counters on the new active Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Lugia EX

Lugia EX
(C)
100 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C)(C) – Understanding Look
If you don’t have more cards in your prizes than your discard pile, switch all your prizes with any cards in your discard pile.

(P)(C) – Psyfront – 20
Flip 2 coins. If both are heads, no Pokémon can retreat for the next 4 turns.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pignite

Pignite
(R)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C) – Cobalt Crash
Choose one of your (G) or (M) Pokémon. Search your deck for a basic energy card and attach it to that Pokémon. Shuffle your deck.

(R)(C) – Hot Air – 30
Prevent all effects of attack, excluding damage done to this Pokémon during your opponent’s next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Tepig

Tepig
(R)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Naturalize
This Pokémon can’t be paralyzed.

(R) – Doubleslap
Flip 2 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Growlithe

Growlithe
(R)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat (C)

Pokémon Power – Trouble
As long as this Pokémon is your active Pokémon, no (R) Pokémon can attack.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Good Play

Good Play
Pokémon Tool

All (G), (W), and (R) Pokémon’s attacks do 10 more damage (before applying weakness and resistance).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mienshao

Mienshao
(F)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C) – Round Up
Search your deck for up to 2 basic Pokémon and put them onto your Bench. Shuffle your deck.

(F)(C) – Annoy
If you have more cards in your hand than your opponent, this attack does nothing. Count the number of cards in your opponent’s hand. For each card he/she has more than you, put one damage counter on the Defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Amoonguss

Amoonguss
(G)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance (W)
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Tight Space
Once during your turn, (after your attack) you must flip a coin. If heads, return Amoonguss and all cards attached to it to your hand.

(G) – Stress – 20
The defending Pokémon is now asleep. After doing damage, put 2 damage counters on all Pokémon in play that don’t have Poké-Bodies, Poké-Powers, or Abilities.

(G)(G) – Pop – 100

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Galvantula

Galvantula
(L)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

(C)(C) – Galvantula’s Ticking Time Bomb
If you have less than 5 prize cards, this attack does nothing. For the remainder of the game you must attach an energy card to one of your Pokémon each turn. If you do not, you lose the game. For the remainder of the game, put 4 damage counters on your opponent’s active Pokémon after you attack.

(L)(L) – Strike Twice – 60
Flip 2 coins. This attack does 10 more damage for each heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Joltik

Joltik
(L)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Astronaut of Lightning
Once during your turn, you may flip two coins. If both are heads, remove one damage counter from one of your Pokémon.

(L)(L)(C) – Notes – 10
If you did not play a Supporter card this turn, this attack does nothing. Flip three coins. If two or three are heads, the defending Pokémon is now paralyzed.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Lugia

Lugia
(P)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (L)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Ability – Heavy Bags
If you attach more than one energy card to this Pokémon in one turn, it is immediately knocked out.

(C)(C)(C) – Air Attack – 50
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks (other than damage) done to this Pokémon, until your next turn.

(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) – Hot Culmination
If this attack does any damage to the defending Pokémon, draw five prize cards.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Poliwhirl

Poliwhirl
(W)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)(L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

Poké-Body – Modernity
Prevent all effects of attacks (other than damage) done to this Pokémon by (G) Pokémon.

(C)(C) – Widen – 50
Discard an energy card attached to any of your (W) Pokémon in play. The defending Pokémon is now confused.

(W)(W) – Drive Out
Flip a coin for each of your opponent’s Pokémon. This attack does 20 damage for each heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Shelmet

Shelmet
(G)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Ponder
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokémon is now asleep.

(G)(G) – Bid – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 10 damage to each of your opponent’s benched Pokémon that aren’t (G).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dewgong

Dewgong
(W)
110 HP
Stage 1
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)(C)

Poké-Body – Warp
All Pokémon Tools attached to this Pokémon have no effect. If a (L) or (G) Pokémon attacks this Pokémon, double the damage.

(C)(C) – Slip In – 30
This attack does 30 more damage for each non-(W) energy attached to this Pokémon.

(W)(C)(C) – Slap – 40

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Seel

Seel
(W)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)(G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Power – Persistent Body
If one of your Pokemon is knocked out during your opponent’s turn and you have more than 15 cards in your deck, you may use this effect. Flip three coins. If any are heads, discard half of your deck. Your opponent takes one less prize for knocking out that Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Manectric

Manectric
(L)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (M)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(L)(C) – Explain – 50
Look at your opponent’s hand. If there are any Stadium cards there, different from a Stadium in play, choose one and put it into play.

(L)(L)(C) – Party Crasher
If the defending Pokémon is a Pokémon-EX this attack does nothing. Knock out the defending Pokémon. Discard this Pokémon and all cards attached to it. Your Pokémon can’t retreat for the remainder of the game.

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