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Archive for October, 2013

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Feraligatr

(W)
Feraligatr
100 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Tipping Point
Between turns, if there are any paralyzed Pokémon in play, flip a coin. If heads, put 2 damage counters on it.

(W)(C) – Slide Back – 20
Remove 2 damage counters from this Pokémon.

(W)(W)(W)(W)(W) – Oxygen Saturator – 300
Knock out all Pokémon on your bench. If you have less than 2 Pokémon on your bench, this attack does nothing.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Croconaw

(W)
Croconaw
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (L)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C)(C) – Hurricane of Tears
This attack does 10 damage plus 20 more damage for each stage 1 Pokémon in your discard pile. This attack can’t do more than 110 damage.

(C)(C) – Bite – 30
Flip 6 coins. If more than 3 are heads, the defending Pokémon can’t attack during your opponent’s next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Electrike

Electrike
(L)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance (M)
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Far Away
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 10 damage to one of your opponent’s benched Pokemon.

(L)(C) – Electric Strike
Does damage equal to the number of prizes in play minus the combined number of cards in you and your opponent’s hand.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Electrike

Electrike
(L)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(L) – Thunder Spin
Flip a coin for each prize card you and your opponent have in play. This attack does 10 damage for each heads, minus 10 damage for each tails.

(L)(C) – Thunder Strike
Look at the top 5 cards in your deck and put them back in the same order. Flip a coin. If head, this attack does 10 damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Electrike

Electrike
(L)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Power – Hang
You may discard a card from your hand at any time during your turn (before your attack). If you do, flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks done to this Pokemon during your opponent’s next turn.

(L) – Recharge
Search your deck for a card that evolves from this Pokemon or a (L) basic energy card and put it in your hand.

(L) – Bite – 10

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Bulbasaur

Bulbasaur
(G)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost

(C) – Smack – 10

(G)(G) – Adhere – 10
The Defending Pokémon can’t retreat during your opponent’s next turn. If the defending Pokémon’s retreat cost is 0, this attack does 20 more damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Bulbasaur

Bulbasaur
(G)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost

(G)(G) – Energy Reserve
Does 20 damage plus 10 more damage for each Energy attached to this Pokemon but not used to pay for this attack’s Energy cost. You can’t do more than 40 damage with this attack.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ivysaur EX

Ivysaur EX
(G)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Poke-Body – Climb Down
At the beginning of your opponent’s next turn, show him/her energy cards from your hand. During that turn, this Pokemon has -30 resistance to the type of energy you showed your opponent.

(G)(G)(C) – Finisher
Take a Pokemon with Venusaur in its name from your hand and put it on this Pokemon. This counts as evolving.

(G)(G)(G) – Aspire – 260
Take one card from your hand and place it in your prizes face-down. This attack does 30 damage to all of your opponent’s benched Pokemon. Then, this Pokemon does 80 damage to itself.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Totodile

(W)
Totodile
HP 60
Basic
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Power – Happening
Once during your turn you may search your deck for a card that evolves from a Pokemon with “Totodile” in its name, and put it in your hand.

(C) – 10 – Hot Water
The next time you draw a card (just 1), immediately switch it with one of your prizes.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Magneton

Magneton
(L)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poké-Body – Detonate
You can’t put this Pokémon into play by evolving a Magnemite.

(L)(L)(C) – Scrapper – 60
Count the cards in your deck. If you have more cards in your deck than your opponent, this attack does 100 damage.

(L)(L)(L) – Super Scrapper
Count the cards in both player’s decks. This attack does 5 damage times the difference (rounded up to the nearest 10).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Magnemite

Magnemite
(L)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (M)
Retreat cost

(L) – Volt Tackle – 10

(C)(C) – Dive – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 20 damage to a benched Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pidgey

Pidgey
(C)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (L)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Space Flyer – 10

(C)(C) – Gamble Rumble – 30
If the defending Pokémon has no damage counters on it, this attack does no damage. Either way, flip a coin. If heads, discard the top card of both players’ decks.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pidgeotto EX

Pidgeotto EX
(C)
70 HP
Stage 2
Weakness none
Resistance (R)
Retreat cost none

Pokémon Power – The Raising Fighting Spirit
Once during your turn, (before your attack) if this Pokémon is on your bench, you may use this power. Flip a coin. If heads, put 3 damage counters on both active Pokémon. Switch your active Pokémon with this Pokémon. You can’t attack this turn.

(C)(C) – Erratic Technique – 20
Search your deck for a Pokémon with Pidgeot in its name and place it on this card. This counts as evolving.

(C)(C)(C) – Pass the Avenue
Your opponent takes one card from the top of his/her deck and puts it in his/her prizes. You draw a prize. Then, this Pokémon is knocked out.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Feeling Description

Feeling Description
Supporter

If your opponent has more than 1 prize card, he/she draws cards until he/she has one prize card left. During this turn, all of your attacks cost 0 energy. If your opponent only has 1 prize card, you and your opponent draw 3 cards.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Forretress

Forretress
(G)
110 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C)(C) – Scrunch – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all damage done to Chansey by attacks during your opponent’s next turn.

(G)(G) – Backwards Motion – 20
If you have fewer energy cards in play than your opponent, your opponent can’t draw a card at the beginning of his/her next turn. This Pokémon does 10 damage to itself.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pineco

Pineco
(G)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Pound – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does nothing

(G) – Friction Up
Flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for Pokémon witih 90 HP or more and put it in your prizes face-down. Draw a prize.

Pokemon Fakes Archive: Escavalier

Escavalier
(F)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

Ability – Swing
Once during your turn, if this Pokémon has any damage on it, you may choose a number of cards in your hand up to the amount of Energy attached to this Pokémon and put those cards on top of your deck. Shuffle your deck afterward. Then, draw that many cards.

(C) – Hide Pain
Does 70 damage minus 10 more for each prize card your opponent has. Remove 1 damage counter from this Pokémon.

(M)(C) – Poke – 30
During your next turn, if an attack does damage to the defending Pokémon, the attack does 30 more damage.

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