Pokémon Fakes Archive: Electabuzz

Electabuzz
(L)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poké-Power – Word Break
When you play Electabuzz from your hand to evolve one of your Pokémon, you may discard any card in play (except one of your prizes or an opponent’s Pokémon).

(L) – Quick Attack – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 20 damage.

(L)(L) – Activate – 30
If Electabuzz is not an evolved Pokémon, choose an energy card attached to the defending Pokémon and return it to your opponent’s hand.

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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dark Golem

Dark Golem
(F)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(F)(F) – Grande – 60
Reduce this attack’s damage by 5 for each Supporter in your opponent’s discard pile (round base damage to the nearest 10).

(C)(C)(C) – Rock Face – 90
If there are more than 8 energies in play, the defending Pokémon can’t retreat next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dark Graveler

Dark Graveler
(F)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)

Poké-Body – Sit Up
When an attack from this Pokémon does damage, don’t apply weakness.

(F)(F) – Exploding Fist – 100
Take 2 (F) energy attached to this Pokémon and shuffle it into your deck. Your opponent may take up to 2 basic energy cards from his/her deck and attach them to his/her Pokémon in any way he/she likes. If this attack knocks out the defending Pokémon, the new defending Pokémon is confused.

(F)(C)(C) – Roll – 80

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Geodude

Geodude
(F)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)

Poké-Body- New Crack
Every time you draw a card and your active Pokémon isn’t (F), put one damage counter on it.

(F)(F) – Well – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, discard an energy attached to the defending Pokémon.

(C)(C)(C) – Dirt Mix – 60
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokémon can’t retreat next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gengar and Alakazam

Gengar and Alakazam (evolves from Kadabra or Haunter)
(P)
80 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Pokémon Power – Healing Curse
Once during your turn, (before your attack) you may transfer a damage counter on any Pokémon to another Pokémon.

(P) – Psy Shade Step 2
Flip a coin. If heads, put damage counters on the defending Pokémon until it has 30HP remaining. If tails, this attack does 70 damage minus 20 for each Energy in its retreat cost.

(P)(P)(P)(P) – Dark Stop – 40
Does 10 damage to one of your opponent’s benched Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pseudo Dream Monster

Pseudo Dream Monster
Trainer

Place this card on your bench as a Basic Pokémon. Its maximum HP is equal to the number of damage counters on your Pokémon with the most damage counters on it. If it is knocked out, no prize is drawn.
Its attacks are:

(C) – Pseudo-Punch – 20

(C)(C) – Dream Down – 40
Does 10 damage to any benched Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Nylon Robe

Nylon Robe
Trainer

Once during each turn, you must discard one of your Pokémon in play with at least 1 Energy attached to it. If you choose not to, this effect goes away.
All of your Pokémon in play have +50 HP and have no weakness.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Electrode δ

(L)
Electrode δ
60 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (M)
Retreat cost (C)

Poké-Body – Sitting
At any time during your turn (before your attack), you may move a Rainbow Energy on one of your Pokémon to another one of your Pokémon. The attacks of any Pokémon in play doe 10 more damage for each Rainbow Energy attached to it.

(C) – Conductor Mix
This attack does 10 damage plus 10 more for each special energy attached to this Pokémon. Then this Pokémon does half that damage (rounded to the nearest 10) to itself.

(C) – Electric Cycle
For each basic energy card attached to this Pokémon you may choose a special condition. The defending Pokémon and this Pokémon now have those conditions. You can’t use this attack next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Voltorb δ

(L)
Voltorb δ
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (M)
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Roll – 10

(L)(L) – Rattle
If the defending Pokemon has a Poké-Body or Poké-Power, the defending Pokémon is confused and put 1 damage counter on any benched Pokémon. Otherwise, this attack does 20 damage for each energy in the defending Pokémon’s retreat cost.