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Archive for December, 2013

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Litleo

Litleo
(R)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost

0 – Culture Shock
If any energy cards were discarded from any Pokémon or any hands during your last turn, or your opponent’s last turn, this attack does 20 damage and switch this Pokémon with one of your benched Pokémon. Otherwise, this attack just does 10 damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pyroar

Pyroar
(R)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Seek
Whenever a player draws a prize card, he/she reveals the card. If it is not an energy card, the opponent puts 2 damage counters on one of that player’s Pokémon.

(C) – Sphere – 20

(R)(C)(C) – Vibrant Firestorm – 80
Discard an energy attached to this Pokémon

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pangoro

Pangoro
(F)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

(F) – Play Up
Until the end of your next turn, all attacks do 40 more damage.

(F)(C) – Reverse Approach
Both players send their active Pokémon to the bench. Then, this attack does 30 damage to the defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pancham

Pancham
(F)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Dignify
If an attack does damage to this Pokémon next turn, reduce it by 10.

(C)(C) – Unknown Forces – 20
Reveal one card from your opponent’s hand. If it is a Pokémon that isn’t basic, discard it. If it is a basic Pokémon, and there is room, play it to your opponent’s bench.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Carbink

Carbink
(Y)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Rock Polish
If your opponent has less than 4 cards in his/her hand, this attack does nothing. Flip 2 coins. If 1 or 2 of them are heads, your opponent doesn’t draw a card at the beginning of his/her next turn.

(Y) – Guide Through
If a player drew a prize during his/her last turn, all other players may shuffle their hands into their decks and draw up to 8 cards.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Barbaracle

Barbaracle
(F)
110 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance (R)
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

(F)(F) – One-Foot Down – 60
If a player drew a prize last turn, that player shuffles his/her hand into his/her deck and draws 3 cards.

(C)(C)(C) – Divide and Divide
Put 2 damage counters on the defending Pokémon. Then, flip 2 coins. If both are heads, prevent all effects of attack done to this Pokémon during your opponent’s next turn. Otherwise, this attack does 20 damage to any Pokémon in play.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Binacle

Binacle
(F)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (G)
Resistance (R)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C) – Lay Low
Flip a coin. If heads, draw 2 cards. If tails, draw 1 card.

(F)(C) – Downward Movement – 20
If a player drew a prize last turn, put 3 damage counters on 1 of that player’s Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Rhydon

Rhydon
(F)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (C)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Ability – Smooth Out
Once during your turn before your attack, you may use this ability. Each player may search his/her deck for a Pokémon and reveal it. If the Pokémon they reveal is the same type as the Pokémon you revealed, they may play it on their bench as a basic Pokémon. If they reveal a Pokémon that is not the same type as the Pokémon you revealed, they must put it back into their deck. If you did not reveal a Pokémon, put one damage counter on your active Pokémon. If you did reveal a Pokémon, discard it. Put one damage counter on all Pokémon with the same type as that Pokémon you revealed. Players that participated shuffle their decks. Your turn is over (you don’t get to attack).

0 – Surf
This Pokémon does 10 damage to itself. All active (W) Pokémon are sent to the bench.

(C) – Di-Throw – 20
Does 20 damage plus 20 more for each (P) or (M) energy attached to the defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Rhyhorn

Rhyhorn
(F)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Fifty-Fifty
When you play this Pokémon from your hand, you may flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for a Pokémon with 70 HP or less and put it in your hand. Shuffle your deck. If tails, discard an energy card from any Pokémon in play.

(F)(F) – Protrude – 20
This attack does 10 more damage for each prize your opponent has taken.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Round Pill

Round Pill
Pokémon Tool

Any time between turns, if the number of damage counters on this Pokémon is equal to the number of cards in your hand, you may use this effect. You and your opponent shuffle any number of cards from your hands into your decks and draw a card for each card you shuffled in.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Durant

Durant
(G)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (R)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Park
You may use this ability once during your turn before your attack. Search your deck for an Evolution card, show it to your opponent, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterward. Discard this Pokémon (this does not count as knocking it out).

(M) – Head Smash – 10

(C)(C) – Encircle – 10
If you have more than 2 Pokémon in play, this attack does 10 plus 20 more damage. If your opponent has fewer prizes than you, put 1 damage counter on one of your opponent’s Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Heatmor

Heatmor
(R)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Heatmor’s Palace
You may use this ability once during yoru turn, before your attack. Search your deck for up to 3 basic Pokemon and put them into your hand. Switch this Pokemon with one of your benched Pokemon. Your turn is now over.

(P)(C) – Sonicboom – 30
This attack’s damge isn’t affected by weakness or resistance.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Leafeon

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Leafeon
(G)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(G)(G) – Surround
Flip one of your opponent’s prize cards face-up. If it is a Pokemon, you may use one of its attacks. If it is not a Pokemon, this attack does 40 damage and switch this Pokemon with one of your benched Pokemon.

(G)(C)(C) – Blow Down
You may discard as many energy cards as you like from this Pokemon. If you discard 1, the defending Pokémon can’t retreat during your opponent’s next turn. If you discard 2, the defending Pokemon can’t attack or retreat during your opponent’s next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Sylveon

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Sylveon
(Y)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (M)
Resistance (D)
Retreat cost (C)

(Y)(C) – Sovereign Request
Ask your opponent if he/she would like to draw a prize. If yes, he/she draws a prize. Then, you search your deck for a basic Pokemon, and put it on your bench. Shuffle your deck. Look at the top 12 cards of your deck, and put any 3 of those cards and put them into your hand. Shuffle your deck. If he/she declines, search your deck for up to 3 energy cards, and put them in your hand. Put 7 damage counters on the defending Pokemon. Shuffle your deck.

(Y)(C)(C) – Bend – 60
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now confused.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Jolteon

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Jolteon
(L)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

(C) – Thin Out – 30
Remove 4 damage counters from this Pokemon. This Pokemon can’t retreat during your next turn.

(C)(C) – Blow – 50
If your opponent draws more than one card during his/her next turn, put 3 damage counters on your opponent’s active Pokemon and your active Pokemon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Eevee

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Eevee
(C)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Build Down
Flip a coin. If heads: Choose 1 of the Defending Pokemon’s attacks. That Pokemon can’t use that attack during your opponent’s next turn. If tails: During your opponent’s next turn, all damage done to your Pokemon next turn is cut in half (before applying weakness and resistance).

(C)(C)(C) – Tail Strike – 30

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Eevee

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Eevee
(C)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Surprise of Surprises
You may use this ability once during your turn (before your attack). Flip 2 coins. If only 1 is heads, search your deck for a Pokémon that evolves from one of your Pokémon in play, and put it on top of that Pokemon. This counts as evolving. Shuffle your deck after. If both are heads, reveal the top card of your deck, and put it into your hand.

(C) – Bemoan – 10

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