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Archive for the ‘Pokémon Fakes’ Category

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ninetales

Ninetales
(R)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Quick Shift
For the remainder of the game, any time any of your Pokémon performs an attack, put 1 damage counter on the defending Pokémon. For the remainder of the game, you can’t draw any prizes.

(R)(R) – Dream Up – 50
Reveal your hand to your opponent. Discard an energy card from your hand, if any. The defending Pokémon is now Burned.

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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Vulpix

Vulpx
(R)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Tail Whap – 10

(R)(C) – Realize – 20
You and your opponent reveal the top 3 cards of your decks. Return the top 3 cards to your opponent’s deck in any order (your opponent does not get to see the order). Your opponent does the same (you do not get to see the order).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Vulpix

Vulpx
(R)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Regulate – 10
If an attack does more than 20 damage during your opponent’s next turn, change the attack’s damage to 40. If an attack does less than 30 damage, change the attack’s damage to 20

(C)(C) – Heat Source – 20

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ninetales

Ninetales
(R)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Hubris – 10
Discard a card from your hand. Until the end of your next turn, all players may attach an additional energy card during their turn.

(R)(C) – Fire Cover – 20
Between turns, if this Pokémon is your active Pokémon, put 1 damage counter on the defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Vulpix

Vulpx
(R)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Justify
Move an Energy card attached to the Defending Pokemon to another of your opponent’s Pokemon.

(C)(C) – Payback – 30
If this Pokémon was damaged last turn, the defending Pokémon is now Burned.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Knowledge!

Knowledge!
Supporter
Search your deck for 2 Pokémon and show them to you opponent. If they have the same name, discard any 2 basic energy cards in play. Shuffle the Pokémon you showed to your opponent into your deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Malamar

Malamar
(D)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(D)(C) – Commit – 20
Do damge to one of your benched Pokémon (you choose the amount). During your opponent’s next turn, if one of his/her Pokémon does more damage than that amount, your opponent’s Pokémon becomes confused. If one of his/her Pokémon does less damage than that amount, discard 3 cards from the top of your opponent’s deck.

(P)(C) – Night Slash – 40
If you used this attack last turn, this attack does 70 damage instead

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Inkay

Inkay
(D)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(D) – Claim
You may not draw any prizes next turn.

(D)(C) – Pluck – 10
This attack does 10 more damage for each card attached to the defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Zygarde

Zygarde
(N)
110 HP
Basic
Weakness (N)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(F)(C) – Ownership – 60
Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent’s next turn, prevent all effects of attack done to this Pokémon by Pokémon aren’t evolved.

(C)(C)(C) – Stream – 70
The next time a player draws a prize, he/she must put 2 damage counters on one of his/her Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Aurorus

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Aurorus
(F)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Moving Problem
Increase the retreat cost of all (F) Pokémon by 1 for each energy attached to this Pokémon.

(F)(C) – Weathering – 50
You can’t play any Items or Supporters during your next turn.

(C)(C)(C) – Materialize
You may do 60 damage to the defending Pokémon or you may discard 2 cards from the top of your opponent’s deck and do 40 damage to a benched Pokémon.
You can’t play any Items or Supporters during your next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Amaura

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Amaura
(F)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(F) – Heighten
Does 10 damage to one of your opponent’s benched Pokémon.

(C)(C) – Cramp – 20
This attack does 10 damage to one of your benched Pokémon. Flip a coin. If heads switch your opponent’s active Pokémon with one of his/her benched Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Heliolisk

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Heliolisk
(L)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C) – Advanced Lightning Beam
Does “2X^2″ damage (rounded to the nearest 10). “X” is the number of cards attached to this Pokémon.

(C)(C) – Set Up – 60
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent may put a card from his/her discard pile into his/her hand.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Helioptile

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Helioptile
(L)
60 HP
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(L) – Nip – 10

(L)(C) – Staunchness – 10
Your opponent reveals his/her hand and then discards a card from it.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Unmatched Mercy

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Trainer
Unmatched Mercy

If you have less than 2 Pokémon in play, you can’t play this card.
Put one damage counter on any of your Pokémon. Choose another Pokémon you have in play. Discard all cards attached to it. Put the highest stage of that Pokémon face-down into your prizes. Draw a prize.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Tyrantrum

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Tyrantrum
(N)
120 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance (L)
Reatreat cost (C)(C)

(F)(F) – Bring Back – 20
Put a Pokémon from your discard pile on top of your deck.

(C)(C)(C) – Agency – 60

(F)(F)(C) – Crush
Flip 4 coins. This attack does 30 damage times the number of heads.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Tyrunt

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Tyrunt
(N)
70 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)

(F) – Collect
Flip a coin. If heads, draw a card. If tails, discard a card from your opponent’s hand.

(F)(C) – Slam – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokémon is paralyzed.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Giovanni’s Mewtwo

Giovanni’s Mewtwo
(P)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Pokémon Power – Prescribe
Once during your turn, all cards from discard piles with “Rocket” or “Fossil” in their names may be shuffled into their respective decks.

(P) – Revive
Does 40 damage for every card in play with “Fossil” in its name.

(P)(C) – Origin
Reveal your hand. For every card in your hand and every card you have in play with “Mew” in its name, you may remove 2 damage coutners from any Pokémon.

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