Watermelon is my favorite gum flavor. My circumstances make me feel empowered. PATUXENTWHATDON'T STOPGETITGETIT I like Swiss tournaments better than Swiss cheese. I think stuffing suitcases is a beautiful art form. I am not ridin' dirty. I think Jonathon Coulton is a sophisticated mans Tenacious D. Orange Islands was a filler arc. Soccer balls are better than frisbees. Exo Squad was a great cartoon. My sister is a great conversationalist. I scream like a girl if you pull my leg hairs.

Free Talk Live Soundboards

These are soundboards composed of recordings from the nationally-syndicated radio talk show, Free Talk Live.

The sounds came out of their mouths, but the HTML/CSS was written by me. As with everything I produce, I make no claim of intellectual property ownership over these. Feel free to download the .ZIP files and adapt the HTML/Javascript for other purposes in derivative works.

Sounds that did not make it to my soundboard:

Leave a Reply

Before you post, please prove you are sentient.

What is melted ice?

Random Quote

Can you hear it? If you have not abandoned all hope, you can hear the sound that races through THE END OF THE WORLD!” — Revolutionary Girl Utena