Watermelon is my favorite gum flavor. My circumstances make me feel empowered. PATUXENTWHATDON'T STOPGETITGETIT I like Swiss tournaments better than Swiss cheese. I think stuffing suitcases is a beautiful art form. I am not ridin' dirty. I think Jonathon Coulton is a sophisticated mans Tenacious D. Orange Islands was a filler arc. Soccer balls are better than frisbees. Exo Squad was a great cartoon. My sister is a great conversationalist. I scream like a girl if you pull my leg hairs.

Free Talk Live Soundboards

These are soundboards composed of recordings from the nationally-syndicated radio talk show, Free Talk Live.

The sounds came out of their mouths, but the HTML/CSS was written by me. As with everything I produce, I make no claim of intellectual property ownership over these. Feel free to download the .ZIP files and adapt the HTML/Javascript for other purposes in derivative works.

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