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This is my Pokémon Fake Card Archive. NONE of these cards exist. This is a collection of fictitious material. This is just one of my many modes of personal expression.


Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ninetales

Ninetales
(R)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Quick Shift
For the remainder of the game, any time any of your Pokémon performs an attack, put 1 damage counter on the defending Pokémon. For the remainder of the game, you can’t draw any prizes.

(R)(R) – Dream Up – 50
Reveal your hand to your opponent. Discard an energy card from your hand, if any. The defending Pokémon is now Burned.

… And that is the final entry in my list of fake Pokémon cards! Thanks for reading

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Vulpix

Vulpx
(R)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(C) – Tail Whap – 10

(R)(C) – Realize – 20
You and your opponent reveal the top 3 cards of your decks. Return the top 3 cards to your opponent’s deck in any order (your opponent does not get to see the order). Your opponent does the same (you do not get to see the order).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Vulpix

Vulpx
(R)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Regulate – 10
If an attack does more than 20 damage during your opponent’s next turn, change the attack’s damage to 40. If an attack does less than 30 damage, change the attack’s damage to 20

(C)(C) – Heat Source – 20

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ninetales

Ninetales
(R)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Hubris – 10
Discard a card from your hand. Until the end of your next turn, all players may attach an additional energy card during their turn.

(R)(C) – Fire Cover – 20
Between turns, if this Pokémon is your active Pokémon, put 1 damage counter on the defending Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Vulpix

Vulpx
(R)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(R) – Justify
Move an Energy card attached to the Defending Pokemon to another of your opponent’s Pokemon.

(C)(C) – Payback – 30
If this Pokémon was damaged last turn, the defending Pokémon is now Burned.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Knowledge!

Knowledge!
Supporter
Search your deck for 2 Pokémon and show them to you opponent. If they have the same name, discard any 2 basic energy cards in play. Shuffle the Pokémon you showed to your opponent into your deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Malamar

Malamar
(D)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(D)(C) – Commit – 20
Do damge to one of your benched Pokémon (you choose the amount). During your opponent’s next turn, if one of his/her Pokémon does more damage than that amount, your opponent’s Pokémon becomes confused. If one of his/her Pokémon does less damage than that amount, discard 3 cards from the top of your opponent’s deck.

(P)(C) – Night Slash – 40
If you used this attack last turn, this attack does 70 damage instead

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Inkay

Inkay
(D)
50 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(D) – Claim
You may not draw any prizes next turn.

(D)(C) – Pluck – 10
This attack does 10 more damage for each card attached to the defending Pokémon.

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