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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Forretress

110 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C)(C) – Scrunch – 10
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all damage done to Chansey by attacks during your opponent’s next turn.

(G)(G) – Backwards Motion – 20
If you have fewer energy cards in play than your opponent, your opponent can’t draw a card at the beginning of his/her next turn. This Pokémon does 10 damage to itself.

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