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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Lapras

80 HP
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

(W) – Sandbar
Attach an energy card from your discard pile to this Pokemon. Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is confused.

(W)(W) – Participate – 40
Search your deck for an evolution card and put it in your hand.

(C)(C)(C) – Level Landing – 60
All Poke-Powers and Abilities stop working until the beginning of your next turn. This Pokemon does 10 damage to itself.

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