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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Primeape

80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Unruly Face
If you have enough energy to attack with Primeape and it is your active Pokémon, you must attack.

(C)(C) – Natural Push – 20
If the defending Pokémon is not (G), (D), (F), or (N), this attack does 20 more damage.

(F)(F) – Iced Over
Flip 3 coins for each energy attached to this Pokémon but not used for this attack’s energy cost. This attack does 30 damage times the number of heads.

(F)(F)(F) – Terms
Remove all special conditions from the defending Pokémon. Flip one of your prizes face-up. Draw two cards.

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