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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Slowbro

80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)(L)
Resistance (W)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poké-Body – Fossil Fuels
Any time Slowbro attacks, you may discard any number of cards from your hand with “Fossil” in their names. Increase the damage of this attack by 20 for each card you discard in this way.

(C)(C) – Open Up – 20
If this Pokémon is knocked out before your next turn, put 5 damage counters on any Pokémon in any way you like.

(C)(C)(C) – Chant – 50
Remove all special conditions from the defending Pokémon. You may switch this Pokémon with a Pokémon on your bench.

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