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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Tauros

60 HP
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Expectations
Every time this Pokemon is damaged by an attack, change this Pokemon’s resistance to the type of the Pokemon that attacked it, after the attack is complete.

(C) – Weak Attack
Remove 1 damage counter from all Pokemon-ex in play. If there are any (C) Pokemon in play, choose one of them, and put those damage counters on that Pokemon.

(C)(C) – Beat – 30

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