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Pokémon Fakes Archive: Togetic

80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Pokémon Power – Sit
This Pokémon cannot attack. This power stops working when this Pokémon is affected by a special condition.

(C)(C) – Zeroslap – 100
Discard 1 energy card from this Pokémon. If you don’t discard an energy card, this attack does nothing.

(C)(C)(C) – Armchair – 50
Put 5 damage counters on two of your opponent’s benched Pokémon. The defending Pokémon can’t retreat next turn.

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