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Watermelon is my favorite gum flavor. My circumstances make me feel empowered. PATUXENTWHATDON'T STOPGETITGETIT I like Swiss tournaments better than Swiss cheese. I think stuffing suitcases is a beautiful art form. I am not ridin' dirty. I think Jonathon Coulton is a sophisticated mans Tenacious D. Orange Islands was a filler arc. Soccer balls are better than frisbees. Exo Squad was a great cartoon. My sister is a great conversationalist. I scream like a girl if you pull my leg hairs.
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Pokémon Fake Cards Starting 2/8

My Newport News Survival Guide Part 2 is coming tomorrow.
Next Friday, I start publishing fake Pokémon cards. I’ve been making Pokémon fakes and decided to use my website as a platform to publish them. I can assure you that this publication is nothing more than releasing the deep-seated thoughts inside me… ;)

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