Pokémon Fakes Archive: Slowbro

Slowbro
(P)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

(C) – Elastic
Does (2x)^2 damage (rounded to the nearest ten). X is the number of consecutive turns Slowbro is active and doesn’t attack.

(P) – Collect – 30
Draw one card.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Entei

Entei
(F)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Scan
This Pokemon’s HP is 30X. X is the number of Pokemon on your bench with “Unown” in their names.

(F)(F)(F) – Imaginary Fire – 100
When you attack, your opponent, he/she may reveal any number of cards from his/her hand. For every energy card he/she reveals, this attack’s damage is reduced by 10.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Arcanine

Arcanine
(F)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Pokémon Power – Lust
Discard up to 6 cards from your hand. Flip 9 coins. If you get more heads than the number of cards you discarded, your opponent shall discard the same number of cards you discarded.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Ivysaur

Ivysaur
(G)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (R)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Ability – Report
Once during your turn, (before your attack) choose a special condition. This Pokémon now has that condition.

(G) – Large Cell
Does 25 damage times the number of special conditions on this Pokémon (rounded to the nearest ten).

(G)(G) – Tuck – 70
If this Pokémon has any special conditions, search your deck for an energy card and put it in your hand. Then, look at your opponent’s hand and discard a card from it.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Machoke

Machoke
(F)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Ability – Labor
Any time during your turn, (before your attack) flip 4 coins. If more than 2 are heads, choose a Trainer from your discard pile. During this turn, Machoke has an attack whose effect is the effect of that Trainer. The energy cost for the attack is (F)(F).

(F)(C) – Foundation – 20
Flip 2 coins. If both are heads, the defending Pokémon can’t retreat in your opponent’s next turn. If both are tails, put an evolution card from your discard pile into your hand.

(F)(C)(C) – Scale Down – 80
If the defending Pokémon has only one attack, this attack does 30 damage instead.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Seismitoad

Seismitoad
(W)
130 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Ability – Cadet
If this Pokémon evolved directly from a Basic Pokémon, this Pokémon’s attacks do 10 more damage.

(W) – Tackle – 20

(W)(W) – Rift – 40
You opponent may discard one of his/her prize cards. Both players shuffle their hands into their decks then draw up 10 cards.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Excadrill

Excadrill
(F)
100 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(F)(F) – Rise – 40

(F)(F)(F) – Straighten – 110
Flip a coin. If heads, discard an energy card attached to this Pokemon. Either way, your opponent may discard any number of your prize cards. For each card he/she discards, reduce this attack’s damage by 50.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gloom

Gloom
(G)
80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poké-Body – Pale
Between turns, if any of your Pokémon are affected by a special condition, flip a coin. If heads, put one damage counter on your opponents active Pokémon.

(G)(C) – Malachite – 30

(G)(G) – Suspect – 70
This attack does 70 damage minus 10 damage for each attack the defending Pokémon has.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Snorlax

Snorlax
(C)
80 HP
Basic
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Ability – Hard Fall
Whenever this Pokémon attacks, your opponent may discard any number of cards from his/her hand. For every card he/she discards, reduce the damage from the attack by 10 (before applying weakness and resistance).

(C) – Mine
Choose one: draw a card or do 10 damage.

(C)(C) – Platinum – 50
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 80 damage instead.

(C)(C)(C) – Four Second Strike – 90

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Pidgeot

Pidgeot
(C)
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (L)
Resistance (F)
Retreat cost none

(C) – Way Up
Does 20 damage for each stage 2 Pokémon you have in play that has less than 2 energy attached to it.

(C)(C) – Theme – 10
Choose a trainer in your opponent’s discard pile and use its effect as the effect of this attack

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Gengar

Gengar
(P)
100 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (D)
Resistance (C)
Retreat cost none

Poké-Body – Wall Walk
This Pokémon has -10 HP for each energy attached to it.

(P)(P) – Byzantium – 50

(P)(C)(C) – Ghost Gulf – 40
If there are less than 4 cards attached to Gengar, this attack does nothing. Shuffle your opponent’s prizes and hand into his/her deck. Your opponent takes cards from the top of the deck to replace the prizes. Then he/she draws one card.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mew

Mew
(P)
60 HP
Basic
Weakness (P)(G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poké-Body – Slip Up
If your opponent has a Speed Stadium or Battle Frontier in play, put one damage counter on each Pokemon in play at the end of your opponent’s turns.

(C)(C) – Go Around
Switch Mew with one of your benched Pokémon. The defending Pokémon is confused.

(P)(P) – Sympathy – 20
If an attack does damage to Mew next turn, discard all trainer cards attached to the attacking Pokémon and put 3 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Nidoran [m]

Nidoran [m]
(G)
40 HP
Basic
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poké-Body – Ground Loop
If you have less Pokémon in play than your opponent, this Pokémon’s retreat cost is 0.

(G) – Stress – 30
Show your hand to your opponent. Discard all Pokémon from your hand. If you did not discard any Pokémon, this Pokémon does 40 damage to itself.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Nidorino

Nidorino
(G)
70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

(F) – Tackle Twice – 10
The defending Pokémon is now poisoned.

(C)(C)(C) – Step Down – 40