Pokémon Fakes Archive: Mew

80 HP
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Take Actions
Mew cannot retreat if it attacked in your last turn.

(C) – Entertain
Search your deck and shuffle it.

(P)(P) – Ingredient
Count the number of cards in your opponent’s hand and the number of cards in your hand. This does damage equal to five times the difference. Round up to the nearest ten.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dragonair

90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (C)
Resistance (L)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Power: Operate
Any time any of your Pokemon is the target of your opponent’s trainer card, you may put 2 damage counters on this Pokemon and your opponent must discard the trainer card without using it.

(C) – Entry – 20

(C)(C) – Knowledge – 40
If the defending Pokemon has no damage counters on it, this attack does 60 damage instead. This Pokemon can’t use this attack next turn.

(C)(C)(C) – Profitable – 80
Take any Pokemon ex from your deck and discard it. Shuffle your deck. If you didn’t discard a Pokemon ex, this attack does nothing.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Starmie

80 HP
Weakness (G)(L)
Resistance (W)
Retreat Cost (C)(C)(C)

Poke-Power – Hydro Energy
Any time during your turn, (before you attack) you may discard all cards attached to Starmie. Attach this card to one of your Pokemon. When attached to a Pokemon, this counts as (C)(C) energy. After you use this power, put 2 damage counters on your active Pokemon.

(W)(C)(C) – Aqua Vault – 20
If the defending Pokemon is not (W), this attack does 40 damage instead.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Castform

70 HP
Weakness none
Resistance none
Reatreat cost (C)

(C)(C) – Stream
Search your discard pile for a Pokemon with Castform in its name. Place it on your bench and put 3 damage counters on it.

(C)(C)(C)(C) – Educate – 40
If the defending Pokemon has more than two cards attached to it, the energy requirement for this attack is (C)(C)(C) and put 2 damage counters on the defending Pokemon after doing damage.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Slowking

90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

(C)(C) – Left Slide – 10
The defending Pokemon is confused.

(C)(C)(C)(C) – Guts – 90
Search your deck or your prizes for a Shining or Star Pokemon and discard it. If you discarded from your prizes, take the top card of your deck and place it in your prizes. The defending Pokemon can’t retreat in your opponent’s next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Snorlax ex

Snorlax ex
80 HP
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat Cost none

Pokemon Power – Location
Add 10 to this Pokemon’s maximum HP for each Stadium card in your discard pile.

(C)(C) – Big Class – 50
Search your deck for an evolution card and discard it. Shuffle your deck.

(C)(C)(C) – Dozen Gallons – 70
Look at the top card of your opponent’s deck. You may put it in your opponent’s hand, then choose a card from your opponent’s hand without looking and put it on top of his/her deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Blaziken

This is the first in my series of Pokémon card fakes. Some of the cards are over 10 years old- I told myself I’d get around to backing them up from paper to digital format, and today is that day.

80 HP
Stage 2
Weakness (W)
Resistance none
Retreat Cost (C)(C)(C)

Poké-Body – Columns
At any time during any player’s turn, (before attacking) that player may use two supporters during that turn instead of just one. If he/she chooses to do so, he/she chooses one of his/her Pokémon to knock out.

(F)(F)(F) – Hectolumens – 40+
Flip a coin for each of your Pokémon with a Pokémon Power, Poké-Body, or Poké-Power. For each heads, add 20 damage.