Pokémon Fakes Archive: Dark Chansey

Dark Chansey
90 HP
Weakness none
Resistance none
Retreat cost none

(C)(C) – Abort Mission
Discard 2 (C) energy from this Pokémon in order to do damage to all Pokémon equal to half their remaining HP (rounded to the nearest 10). You can’t attack next turn.

(C)(C) – Egg Shell – 10
Discard the top 2 cards from your deck. Your opponent discards the top 3 cards from his/her deck.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Raticate

80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (P)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Pokémon Power – Spread Out Conflict
Any time a Pokémon’s attack does more than 60 damage, that Pokémon does 20 damage to itself (do not apply weakness to self damage).

(C)(C) – Hyper Bite – 50
Your opponent may switch his/her active Pokémon with one of his/her benched Pokémon.

(C)(C)(C) – Reception
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 60 damage. If tails, this attack does 30 damage and your opponent can’t attach any energy cards during his/her next turn.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Magneton

70 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (F)
Resistance (C)
Retreat cost (C)(C)(C)

Pokemon Power – Vote Up
If this card is in your hand at the beginning of the game, you may play this as your active Pokemon.

(L)(C) – Ellipsoid – 10
Flip 4 coins. If any of them are heads, discard a random card from your opponent’s hand.

(L)(L) – Lift – 30
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 20 more damage for each Pokemon on your bench that isn’t (L), (M), or (C).

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Primeape

80 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (P)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)

Poke-Body – Unruly Face
If you have enough energy to attack with Primeape and it is your active Pokémon, you must attack.

(C)(C) – Natural Push – 20
If the defending Pokémon is not (G), (D), (F), or (N), this attack does 20 more damage.

(F)(F) – Iced Over
Flip 3 coins for each energy attached to this Pokémon but not used for this attack’s energy cost. This attack does 30 damage times the number of heads.

(F)(F)(F) – Terms
Remove all special conditions from the defending Pokémon. Flip one of your prizes face-up. Draw two cards.

Pokemon Fakes Archive: Scyther

60 HP
Weakness (L)
Resistance (D)
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Body – Afford
Any time any of your opponent’s Pokemon does damage to this Pokemon, reduce that damage by 20, if it has weakness to (L). Reduce that damage by 10 if the Pokemon has no weakness.

(G)(C) – Friction Force
Does 10 damage times the number of energy cards on all of your opponent’s Pokemon. Then this Pokemon does the same damage to itself.

(G)(G)(G) – Energy Contact – 50
If you use Friction Force next turn, this Pokemon does no damage to itself.

Pokémon Fakes Archive: Metapod ex

Metapod ex
90 HP
Stage 1
Weakness (G)
Resistance none
Retreat cost (C)(C)

Poke-Power – So Much
Count the number of cards in your deck and your opponent’s deck. If your opponent has more cards than you, prevent all effects of attack including damage done to this Pokemon during your opponent’s next turn. If you play any trainer cards this turn, this effect goes away.

0 – Finder
Search your deck for a Pokemon with Butterfree in its name and place it on this Pokemon. This counts as evolving.

(C)(C) – Learn
Switch the defending Pokemon with one of your opponent’s benched Pokemon. Put 3 damage counters on any Pokemon in play.